Monty Python - Philosophers' World Cup

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Philosophers representing Greece and Germany, including Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Heidegger, Marx and Nietzsche.
 
 
Nietzsche receives a yellow card after claiming that "Confucius has no free will". Confucius he say: "Name go in book". Socrates scored the only goal in the 89th minute, a diving header from a cross from Archimedes (who gets the idea of using the ball first after shouting out "Eureka!"). The Germans dispute the call. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx [with apt materialism] claims it was offside.

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